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caber - Pole. No, not as in an Eastern European, but as in a tree trunk tossed as a trial of strength in a Scotland. Though a Scot would have to be pretty strong to toss an Eastern European, in my humble opinion.
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Caffeine
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Caffeine free - Mormon kosher.
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Cain
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Calamities and Disasters
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California, Pioneer Settlements in
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call
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call - To offer a Church job to someone, through inspiration from God; e.g., "Brother Gilmore, the Lord has seen fit to call you to the position of Young Men's President." Derived from the Biblical passage Matthew 20:16: "For many be called, but few chosen." Also, the official notice of having been called. See also calling, mission call.
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calling
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calling - Any position of responsibility within the Mormon Church, from nursery attendant right up to prophet. Holders of such positions are said to have been "called" by God -- by inspiration through the duly constituted member of the bureaucratic chain. Missionaries receive their callings directly from the President of the Church, who purportedly receives revelation as to where in the world each one should be sent.
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Calling and Election
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Calling:* Ordering. A promotion/career move ordered by the voices in the leadership's head. Culling (of the half-hearted).
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Callings
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callings* Invitations to accept an office or assignment; offices or assignments themselves.
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Calories - The major component of everything Grandma makes.
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Calves Wilson
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Campinas Brazil Temple
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Canada, LDS Pioneer Settlements in
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Canada, the Church in
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Canon
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Canonize - To remove knowledge from member awareness by placing it in scriptures.
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Capital Punishment
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Captain Moroni Manicotti:* Big slices of kosher beef stuffed into a golden armor of gourmet Italian semolina pasta. Your hunger will be liberated and your taste buds will cry surrender in response to its righteous conquest of flavor.
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Captain Ne-mo:* The temple worker in charge of baptisms for the dead.
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Caracas Venezuela Temple
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Cardston Alberta Temple
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Cardston, Alberta - An early Mormon settlement in southern Alberta, and site of one of the oldest L.D.S. temples still in operation.
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Caressing - We don’t believe in it. But we sure hug a lot.
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carry
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Carthage Jail
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Catholicism and Mormonism
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Cebu Philippines Temple
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Celebrations
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celestial kingdom
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Celestial Kingdom:* CK. Post Existence. Celestial Condom.
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celestial kingdom* The highest of three degrees of glory in the kingdom of heaven.
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Celestial marriage
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celestial room
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Celestial, Terrestrial, and Telestial Kingdoms
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Celibacy
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Censorship
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Centennial Observances
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center place of Zion The "center place," Independence, Missouri, the future site of the City of Zion (the New Jerusalem) and the temple (D&C 57:3); sometimes incorrectly called "center stake."
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centuries
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Ceremonies
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CES
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change
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Changes to Temple Ordinances
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Chapel
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Chapel
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Chapel Mormonism:* Mormonism as defined by the Prophets (as opposed to the scientists and the apologists). The brand of Mormonism which believes in a hemispheric geography and a worldwide flood. "Avoid the wisdom of the world" is the golden rule of Chapel Mormonism.
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chapel The room or hall in a Church meetinghouse used for worship services.
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chapel The room or hall in a Church meetinghouse used for worship services. child of God The Latter-day Saint belief that all persons are spirit children of God in the premortal existence and that this parent-child relationship continues on this earth and through eternity.
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Chapel: * is the building the branch or ward meets in every week.
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Chaplains
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charity
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Charles A. Callis
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Charles C. Rich
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Charles Roscoe Savage
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Charles W. Dahlquist
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Charles W. Penrose
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Chastening
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chastity
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Chastity, Law of
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Chastity:* The complete and unnatural denial of one's sexuality.
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Che-mo-therapy:* Medically assisted withdrawal from Mormonism with prescribed doses of alcohol and coffee.
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Cheerios - A way to bribe children and promote silence in church. This works quite well because Cheerios, unlike little sisters, don’t cry out when being ground into the carpet.
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Chemish
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Cheryl C. Lant
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Chiasmus:* Ancient Hebrew literary convention where a text repeats itself again and again, much used in Mormon scriptures just to make sure you heard it the first time. Another word for "tautology". Repetition, repetition, repetition, repetition...
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Chicago Illinois Temple
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child
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Child of God
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child of God The Latter-day Saint belief that all persons are spirit children of God in the premortal existence and that this parent-child relationship continues on this earth and through eternity.
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Children
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Children's Friend, the
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Children's Friend* The Church's children's magazine, 1902-1970.
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choice
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Choir:* Acoustic dissonance or harmonic divergence. A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.
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Choirs
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choose
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Choosing a Prophet
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chosen people Specifically those selected by God for special responsibilities, often requiring service and sacrifice; participants in the covenant of the gospel.
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Chosen:* Singled Out
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Chris Cannon
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Christ
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Christian
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Christian Whitmer
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Christianity vs. Mormonism
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Christianity:* Christ-insanity. Legendary religion of Europe, from which Mormonism is said to be derived.
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Christians and Christianity
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Christiansanity:* 1) The inability to take the same process that you applied to Mormonism to see that it was made up to Christianity. 2) The crazy belief that on a board for recovering Mormons, you should preach your faith promoting rumours about Christianity.
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Christmas
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Christology
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Christus Statue
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Chro-mo-some:* Genetic material responsible for epidemics of gullibility, blind obedience and naivete most commonly found in Utah, Southern Idaho and Mesa, Arizona.
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Chronic Priesthood:* The stale, unused and useless power of the "Prospective Elder." Dormant Deacon.
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Chronological List of Temples
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church
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Church Administration Building
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Church and State
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Church Court:* The A.T.F. (Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fornication). The Spanish Fork Inquisition. Known for its kangaroos. "The Case of Jesus Christ vs. ..."
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Church Demographics
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Church Educational System
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Church Educational System - CES:* CESS-Pool. Church Erection Service, Keeps the church propped up by preventing premature priapism in young men. The CES mission statement says "Making more babies to justify our pathetic CES salaries by convincing our young men that their only hope to screw like minks and multiply like rabbits is to go on a mission."
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Church Educational System (CES)
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Church Finances
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Church growth
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Church History: Miscellaneous Topics
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Church History: Overview
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Church in the World
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Church Indian:* Converted Lamanite, especially one that takes advantage of church services.
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Church Leaders: Current
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Church Leaders: Past
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Church Leadership and Callings
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Church Magazines
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Church News
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Church News* A weekly news supplement published by the , the Church-owned newspaper.
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Church News* A weekly news supplement published by the Deseret News, the Church-owned newspaper.
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Church of Jesus Christ
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Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
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Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, the
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Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, The - Church founded in the state of New York in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., the basic tenet of which is that Christ's true gospel and priesthood authority were lost from the Earth shortly after his death, and then restored through Smith by divine revelation and angelic messengers. Though it is purportedly the exact same gospel and church that Christ established during his ministry, the rather long designation is used to distinguish the modern Church from its ancient counterpart, which was presumably called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Saints Living in the Meridian of Time." Or maybe "The Church of Jesus Christ" was already taken.
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Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, The* The official name of the Church.
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Church of the Firstborn
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church of the Firstborn* Those who are exalted or assured of receiving exaltation.
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Church Office Building
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Church Office Building:* Church Phallic Center. COB. "The Exclusive" Temple View Towers. Vertical Vatican. The Conning Tower.
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Church Organization
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Church President
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Church Programs and Organizations
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Church Security:* Especial Agents. Baal Enforcement Agents. Depends - diapers for adults.
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Church Structure
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Church Welfare Program
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CIA:* Celestial Intelligence Agency, Strengthening the Members Committee.
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CincoDeMoMo:* Annual local holiday in July celebrating expulsion from everwhere else and ending up in the middle of the desert. Similar to a eviction celebration.
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Circleville, Utah:* "Squares-Ville"
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Circumcision
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Circumcision:* Surgical removal of the foreskin of the penis. Procedure performed on virtually all Mormon males because it is believed to prevent masturbation. Clinical definition of brain surgery when performed upon the sitting prophet, seer and revelator of the LDS Church. In especially chronic cases performed twice such as with Boyd K Packer who was circumcised as a youth and then again when ordained to the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles.
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circumstances
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City of Enoch
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City Planning
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Ciudad Juárez Mexico Temple
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Ciudad Juarez Mexico Temple
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Ciudad Juárez Mexico Temple
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Civic Duties
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Civil Rights
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Civil War Prophecy
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Clarissa S. Williams
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clean
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Clergy
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Clerk
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closer
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Closing hymn:* The last song at a meeting, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left. A call from nature to use the bathroom.
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Club Kolob:* The Mormon Church.
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Cochabamba Bolivia Temple
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coffee
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Coffee:* A substance which use of identifies the sane and rules out the Mormons and Seventh Day Adventists. See also tobacco, tea, alcohol, birth control.
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[[Cohab]]:* See Polyg.
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[[collection of fast offerings]] The collection of voluntary offerings on fast day, usually the first Sunday of each month.
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[[comfort]]
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[[Comforter]]* The scriptures speak of two Comforters. The First Comforter is the Holy Ghost. The Second Comforter is Jesus Christ (John 14:1623; see also TPJS, pp. 150-51).
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[[commandment]]
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[[Commandments]], The
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[[commitment]]
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[[Common consent]]* The principle whereby Church members vote to sustain and approve those called to serve in the Church and decisions made by leaders.
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[[common judge]] The bishop of each ward, who has the responsibility to judge the spiritual and temporal condition of members of his ward. The stake president of each stake serves as a common judge for all members of his stake.
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[[Communion]]
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[[Community]]
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[[Companion]] - A missionary's assigned partner. Often shortened to comp. See also companionship.
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[[companion, missionary]] A missionary's partner. Missionaries in the Church always work in pairs.
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[[companionship]] - A unit consisting of two partnered missionaries who spend all their time together and are assigned to proselyte in a specific area. See also companion.
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[[Compassionate Service]]* Aid or comfort rendered to others, in particular by members of the Relief Society.
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[[Condescension]]
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[[Condescension of God]]
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[[Conference Center]]
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[[Conference Reports]]* The published proceedings of the general conferences of the Church.
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[[Conference]]:* Where one goes twice a year to hear "Mo"-tivational speakers.
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[[confess]]
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[[Confession of Sins]]
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[[confirmation]]* The bestowal of the gift of the Holy Ghost to newly baptized members by holders of the Melchizedek Priesthood; also official recognition of Church membership.
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[[confirm]]
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[[conscience]]
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[[Consecrate]]
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[[Consecration, law of]]* A divine principle whereby men and women voluntarily dedicate their time, talents, and material wealth to the establishment and building up of God's kingdom.
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[[consequences]]
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[[Contention]]
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[[Conversion]]
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[[Convert]] (noun) A person who has chosen to join The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by being baptized and confirmed.
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[[Corianton]]
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[[correlation meeting]] - Any of a broad spectrum of regularly scheduled meetings where Mormons in positions of responsibility get together to compare notes, swap gossip, and step on each other's toes as much a possible where their duties overlap.
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[[correlation]]* A process by which all programs of the Church are identified and placed in proper relationship to each other: teachings, organizations, programs, meetings, and instructional materials.
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[[Council in Heaven]]* The meeting in the premortal life of the Godhead and spirits designated for this earth, in which the plan of salvation was presented.
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[[Council of Fifty]]
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[[Council of the Twelve]], the - See Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, the.
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[[counsel]]
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[[Counselor]]: A person called to serve as an adviser, assistant, and occasional substitute for an officer or leader in the Church.
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[[Couple Missionaries]]
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[[court (Church)]]* A term formerly used to mean a Church disciplinary council.
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[[Covenant]]
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[[create]]
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[[Creation]]
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[[Creeds]]
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[[crickets (Mormon)]] A type of cricket that threatened the crops of early Mormon pioneers. The crops were saved when large flocks of seagulls came and devoured the crickets.
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[[Cross]]
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[[Crossroads of the West]]
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[[Crucifixion of Jesus Christ]]
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[[CTR Ring]]
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[[CTR]]-This stands for Choose The Right, and is often seen on rings that members wear as reminders.
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[[Cub Scouts]]
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[[Cultural Hall]] - A very large space in the exact center most Mormon meetinghouses, suitable for stage plays, banquets, Scout ceremonies, blood drives, wedding receptions, and so forth -- though most often used for basketball games.
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[[cumom]] - According to the Book of Mormon, a "more especially useful" beast living in ancient America. See note for "curelom." See also elephant, horse, ass.
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[[Cumorah]]* (1) A hill in which the Book of Mormon prophet Mormon concealed sacred records before the annihilation of his people; (2) the hill in New York State, near the town of Palmyra, where Joseph Smith unearthed the gold plates from which he translated the Book of Mormon.
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[[curelom]] - According to the Book of Mormon, a "more especially useful" beast living, along with cumoms and elephants, in ancient America. No one knows for certain what a curelom or cumom looked like, but apologists have speculated that they may have been mammoths or mastodons, and that Joseph Smith knew no English word to use as translations from the Reformed Egyptian.
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[[Cymorgs]]

Revision as of 01:48, 7 September 2008

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A

Abomination

a.p. - See assistant to the president.

Aaronic Priesthood - The lower order of priesthood authority in the L.D.S. Church, encompassing the offices of deacon, teacher, and priest. Young males are usually ordained deacons at the age of twelve. Named for Aaron, the brother of Moses -- not for baseball great Hank Aaron, as is widely believed. All "worthy" young Mormon boys are "ordained" to this priesthood beginning as young as age twelve. There are three "offices" within this priesthood: deacons, teachers, and priests. The lesser priesthood of the Church, consisting of the offices of deacon, teacher, priest, and bishop. Holders of this priesthood attend to temporal affairs of the Church (cf. Melchizedek Priesthood).

Abeyance

able

Abraham, Gospel of

Abrahamic Covenant

active

active in the Church Refers to regular attendance at meetings, observance of the principles of the gospel, and acceptance of Church callings.

Activity in the Church

Adam-God Theory

Adam-ondi-Ahman The place (in what is now Daviess County, Missouri) where Adam gathered and blessed his posterity before his death; a locale where a future priesthood meeting will be held just previous to Christ's second coming.

Adam The first man. Latter-day Saints view him as one of the greatest and noblest of all men.

Adamic language A perfect spoken and written language given by God to Adam. added upon A phrase indicating that the faithful receive additional blessings in the life to follow. Those who were faithful in premortal life had blessings "added upon" them in mortality. Those who are faithful in this life will have "glory added upon their heads for ever and ever" (Abr. 3:26). administer To perform an ordinance, such as anointing the sick with oil or saying the set prayers to bless the bread and water of the sacrament.

Administration of angels

Administration of Ordinances

Adoption

Adult

Adversary

Advocate With the Father

After Life

age of accountability The age at which a child becomes personally responsible for motives, attitudes, desires, and actions. Designated by revelation to begin at eight years of age (D&C 68:25).

Age of Consent

agency (often called free agency) The granted right to choose good or evil, and the responsibility for the choices made.

Alpha and Omega

Altar

Ancestral File(TM) A computerized system of genealogical information that links names of individuals into pedigrees, showing their ancestors and descendants.

Ancient Apostles

Ancient of Days A term used in Daniel 7:9, identified by revelation to Joseph Smith as Adam.

angel

Angel Moroni

angel, fallen Specifically, the devil.* Generally, all who followed the devil in the premortal existence.

angels Literally, messengers; usually referring to messengers from God.

Anoint

anointing(s) The placing of a drop or two of consecrated olive oil on a person's head as part of a special blessing, under the direction of the Melchizedek Priesthood.

Anti-Christ

Anti-Mormon

Anti-Mormon Critic non-Mormon scientist, writer, historian, whose work undermines LDS doctrine.

Anti-Mormon Publications

Antichrists

AP - See assistant to the president.

ape - See assistant to the president.

Apologetics

Apologist

apostasy

apostate - One who has repudiated Mormonism for whatever reason and in whatever fashion, whether or not his or her name remains on the church's rolls. The commonly repeatedly Mormon party line would have it that these are the most unhappy people on the face of the earth, but reasonable humans are likely to perceive this attitude as sour grapes.

apostle - The second highest office in the Melchizedek Priesthood, and a special witness of Jesus Christ. Common Mormon belief holds that apostles know the resurrected Christ personally. Apostles are considered "prophets, seers and revelators," though only the ordained president of the Church holds all the keys necessary for administering the Kingdom of God on earth. See also Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, the. An office in the Melchizedek Priesthood; usually a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles.

apostolic Church The Church presided over by the Twelve Apostles following the resurrection and ascension of Jesus Christ.

appropriate

April 6

archives A general description for the record-keeping facilities of the Church in Salt Lake City. The archives hold a wide variety of records, including Church membership information, historical accounts, and the largest collection of genealogical data in the world.

area - The usually relatively small geographical region to which two missionaries are assigned

Area Presidency

area A geographical ecclesiastical unit of the Church consisting of several regions and presided over by a president, who is a General Authority.

Armageddon

Article of Faith

Articles of Faith Thirteen concise statements of LDS belief written by Joseph Smith in the Wentworth Letter.

assistant to the president - One of two missionaries who, by virtue of superior dedication, spirituality, and brown-nosing, are privileged to push paper in the mission office rather than pound pavement.

Assistants to the Twelve Persons who at one time in the Church were specifically called to be General Authorities to assist the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles.

atonement

Atonement of Jesus Christ

attitude

attributes

Authority believe this was restored to Joseph Smith by having key Bible leaders appearing and ordaining Smith. Anyone ordained in the church receives a card tracing his priesthood back to Joseph Smith. Duly conferred priesthood power or delegated responsibility associated with position or function.

Auxiliaries

Auxiliary Organizations The Primary (children), Relief Society (adult women), Sunday School, and Young Men and Young Women organizations of the Church. Auxiliary organizations exist primarily to assist the priesthood government of the Church.


B

b.o.m. - Book of Mormon.

Babylon A term symbolic of worldliness.

Baptism by Immersion

baptism by proxy

Baptism for the Dead

Baptism of Fire and the Holy Ghost

Baptism:* "Baptism by immersion under the hands of a legal administrator, one empowered to bind on earth and seal in heaven, is the initiatory ordinance into the Church on earth and the celestial kingdom in the world to come (D. & C. 20:68-74; 2 Ne. 9:23-24). Baptism is the formally appointed means and ordinance which the Lord has provided so that man can signify his personal acceptance of all of the terms and conditions of the eternal gospel covenant. Thus in baptism, which as part of the gospel is itself a new and an everlasting covenant (D. & C. 22), man covenants to abide by all of the laws and requirements of the whole gospel."

Baptismal Covenant

Baptismal font

Baptismal Prayer

baptize

Barge:* Jaredite

Barrow pit: * Something found only in Utah--a ditch alongside the road.

bear - In Mormon parlance, a verb invariably used with the word "testimony" to refer to the process of relating one's personal conviction of the truthfulness of certain religious precepts. This curious usage of the word is probably derived from the phrase "to bear witness." See also fast-and-testimony meeting, testimony meeting.

bear the priesthood To possess or hold duly conferred priesthood authority.

bear testimony To express one's personal convictions of the truthfulness of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

Beard

Bearing a testimony

Bearing testimony

Beatitudes

Beehive - 1) An LDS symbol of industry. 2) Young women's class.

Beehive house

Beehive Symbol* A logo representing industry and harmony, appearing frequently on objects associated with the LDS Church and Utah.

best two years of my life, the - A phrase sometimes employed by returned missionaries to describe their mission experience.

Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt

beyond the veil A metaphorical expression for the spirit world or for life after death.

BIC:* Born in the Covenant

bind on earth, bind in heaven Through the priesthood sealing power, to make an ordinance performed on earth valid throughout eternity.

Birth

Birth, Spiritual

Bishop:* heads a ward [300 to 500 members] who is also ordained a High Priest in their Melchizedek priesthood. They are largely unpaid and perform marriages and funerals and conduct services.

bishop's court A term used until recent years to indicate a disciplinary council conducted by a

Bishop's Storehouse

Bishopric - In the L.D.S. ecclesiastical hierarchy, the presiding body of a ward, consisting of a bishop and his two counselors. See also first counselor.

Black

Blasphemy

Bless

blessing - This term can be used generically to refer to most any prayer, particularly prayers before meals, meetings, activities, etc. The term is often used specifically, however, to refer to an ordinance of the priesthood whereby hands are laid on a supplicant's head and a pronouncement of health, comfort, counsel, or christening is made. Though the syntactical structure of the blessing is similar to that of a regular prayer, the words are directed to the recipient rather than to God, often with instructions such as "be healed" or "live worthily" or "remember that your Father in Heaven is mindful of you." The giver of a blessing of this sort must be a worthy priesthood holder, and he is directed to keep his mind open and not speak his own thoughts or wishes, but rather to listen for the promptings of the Holy Ghost in knowing what instructions and/or promises to pass along to the recipient. When giving a blessing, the spokesman may be assisted by one or more other priesthood holders, who stand shoulder to shoulder and also place hands on the recipient's head.

Blessing on Food

Blessings

Block of meetings

block schedule

blood

Blood Atonement Some Mormons historically believed that some sins are so serious that they are outside of the blood of Christ. They believed it would be in the best interest of the offending person to have their own blood shed so they can have a hope that they will eventually be released from hell into the lowest kingdom in their afterlife. Some underground militia like fundamentalists feel they would be doing certain apostates a favor by shedding their blood.

BMW:* Big Mormon Wagon.

board (general, auxiliary) A small group of Church members called to help leaders of Church auxiliary organizations, such as Relief Society or Sunday School, at both the stake and the general Church administrative levels.

body

BOM:* Book of Mormon.

Book of Abraham* Writings of Abraham, revealed to Joseph Smith. The Book of Abraham is one of the books in the Pearl of Great Price.

Book of Commandments* The earliest published collection of revelations to Joseph Smith; a predecessor to the Doctrine and Covenants.

Book of Life

Book of Mormon - A collection of writings ascribed to various prophets who lived in undetermined regions of the American continents between 600 B.C. and A.D. 421. Another testament of Jesus Christ, and the keystone of the L.D.S. faith. The Book of Mormon tells the story of the prophet Lehi, who fled Jerusalem with his family after having been warned in a dream of the city's impending destruction by the Babylonians. They built a ship and sailed to America, where his son Nephi, also a prophet, began to keep a record of their proceedings on engraved metal plates. Subsequent prophets and kings continued this practice. Nearly a thousand years later, a prophet named Mormon abridged the records kept by his predecessors onto engraved plates of gold. These he gave into the keeping of his son Moroni -- you guessed it, another prophet -- who added a few chapters and then buried the record in a hill in what would later become the state of New York. In the early 1800s, a resurrected Moroni appeared to Joseph Smith, Jr., and led him to the site where the record was buried. Young Smith, aided by the Urim and Thummim, translated the engravings from the Reformed Egyptian into an English reminiscent of King James and soon thereafter published the work as the Book of Mormon -- so named in honor of its prime abridger. An account of ancient inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere, recorded on gold plates and translated by Joseph Smith. The record contains both a history of the people and the fulness of the everlasting gospel as revealed by the Savior to the ancient inhabitants.

Book of Moses* A record from the creation of the world and mankind to the flood at Noah's time, revealed to Joseph Smith while he was translating the Bible. Selections from the Book of Moses are now part of the Pearl of Great Price.

Book of Remembrance (1) A record begun by Adam and his immediate posterity; (2) a personal book containing genealogy and significant family history.

born

Born Again

Born in the Covenant All children born to a couple after they have been married (sealed) in a temple.

Born of God

born of goodly parents

Branch

Branch President

Brass Plates - A record spoken of in the Book of Mormon, which was similar to the Old Testament, written on plates of brass, containing many writings of the prophets (1 Ne. 5:10-16); brought by Lehi and his family to the Western Hemisphere.

bread

Brethren - (1) All male members of the Church; (2) "The Brethren," a designation of the General Authorities of the Church.

Brigham Tea or Brigham Weed:* See Mormon tea [DAW].

Brigham Young Cocktail:* [DAW] Moonshine, especially firewater or Indian whiskey.

Brighamite:* A follower of Brigham Young in the schism following Joseph Smith's death.

Brother of Jared

Brother

Brotherhood

bucket - Calgary Canada Mission slang for a lazy missionary who habitually breaks the rules. Derivation uncertain. See also kicker.

buckfart - A flakism roughly equivalent to such words as "joker," "clown," "scumbag," and "stoopnagle."

Buffetings of Satan

build

Building Program

buildings

Bulletin

Burial

burning in the bosom A metaphorical description of the feeling that sometimes attends the enveloping Spirit of the Lord, particularly when one understands God's words through the influence of the Holy Ghost (Luke 24:32; D&C 9:3-8).

Burnings, Everlasting

BYD-This term stands for Bishop Youth Discussion. This is usually a Sunday evening meeting that youth 12 to 18 are asked to attend. At the meeting the Bishop gives a lesson on a specific topic, then the youth are able to ask him questions at the end.

BYU

BYU Motto:* Enter to serve, go forth to learn. The campus is our world.

BYU-Idaho


C

caber - Pole. No, not as in an Eastern European, but as in a tree trunk tossed as a trial of strength in a Scotland. Though a Scot would have to be pretty strong to toss an Eastern European, in my humble opinion. Caffeine Caffeine free - Mormon kosher. Cain Calamities and Disasters California, Pioneer Settlements in call call - To offer a Church job to someone, through inspiration from God; e.g., "Brother Gilmore, the Lord has seen fit to call you to the position of Young Men's President." Derived from the Biblical passage Matthew 20:16: "For many be called, but few chosen." Also, the official notice of having been called. See also calling, mission call. calling calling - Any position of responsibility within the Mormon Church, from nursery attendant right up to prophet. Holders of such positions are said to have been "called" by God -- by inspiration through the duly constituted member of the bureaucratic chain. Missionaries receive their callings directly from the President of the Church, who purportedly receives revelation as to where in the world each one should be sent. Calling and Election Calling:* Ordering. A promotion/career move ordered by the voices in the leadership's head. Culling (of the half-hearted). Callings callings* Invitations to accept an office or assignment; offices or assignments themselves. Calories - The major component of everything Grandma makes. Calves Wilson Campinas Brazil Temple Canada, LDS Pioneer Settlements in Canada, the Church in Canon Canonize - To remove knowledge from member awareness by placing it in scriptures. Capital Punishment Captain Moroni Manicotti:* Big slices of kosher beef stuffed into a golden armor of gourmet Italian semolina pasta. Your hunger will be liberated and your taste buds will cry surrender in response to its righteous conquest of flavor. Captain Ne-mo:* The temple worker in charge of baptisms for the dead. Caracas Venezuela Temple Cardston Alberta Temple Cardston, Alberta - An early Mormon settlement in southern Alberta, and site of one of the oldest L.D.S. temples still in operation. Caressing - We don’t believe in it. But we sure hug a lot. carry Carthage Jail Catholicism and Mormonism Cebu Philippines Temple Celebrations celestial kingdom Celestial Kingdom:* CK. Post Existence. Celestial Condom. celestial kingdom* The highest of three degrees of glory in the kingdom of heaven. Celestial marriage celestial room Celestial, Terrestrial, and Telestial Kingdoms Celibacy Censorship Centennial Observances center place of Zion The "center place," Independence, Missouri, the future site of the City of Zion (the New Jerusalem) and the temple (D&C 57:3); sometimes incorrectly called "center stake." centuries Ceremonies CES change Changes to Temple Ordinances Chapel Chapel Chapel Mormonism:* Mormonism as defined by the Prophets (as opposed to the scientists and the apologists). The brand of Mormonism which believes in a hemispheric geography and a worldwide flood. "Avoid the wisdom of the world" is the golden rule of Chapel Mormonism. chapel The room or hall in a Church meetinghouse used for worship services. chapel The room or hall in a Church meetinghouse used for worship services. child of God The Latter-day Saint belief that all persons are spirit children of God in the premortal existence and that this parent-child relationship continues on this earth and through eternity. Chapel: * is the building the branch or ward meets in every week. Chaplains charity Charles A. Callis Charles C. Rich Charles Roscoe Savage Charles W. Dahlquist Charles W. Penrose Chastening chastity Chastity, Law of Chastity:* The complete and unnatural denial of one's sexuality. Che-mo-therapy:* Medically assisted withdrawal from Mormonism with prescribed doses of alcohol and coffee. Cheerios - A way to bribe children and promote silence in church. This works quite well because Cheerios, unlike little sisters, don’t cry out when being ground into the carpet. Chemish Cheryl C. Lant Chiasmus:* Ancient Hebrew literary convention where a text repeats itself again and again, much used in Mormon scriptures just to make sure you heard it the first time. Another word for "tautology". Repetition, repetition, repetition, repetition... Chicago Illinois Temple child Child of God child of God The Latter-day Saint belief that all persons are spirit children of God in the premortal existence and that this parent-child relationship continues on this earth and through eternity. Children Children's Friend, the Children's Friend* The Church's children's magazine, 1902-1970. choice Choir:* Acoustic dissonance or harmonic divergence. A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync. Choirs choose Choosing a Prophet chosen people Specifically those selected by God for special responsibilities, often requiring service and sacrifice; participants in the covenant of the gospel. Chosen:* Singled Out Chris Cannon Christ Christian Christian Whitmer Christianity vs. Mormonism Christianity:* Christ-insanity. Legendary religion of Europe, from which Mormonism is said to be derived. Christians and Christianity Christiansanity:* 1) The inability to take the same process that you applied to Mormonism to see that it was made up to Christianity. 2) The crazy belief that on a board for recovering Mormons, you should preach your faith promoting rumours about Christianity. Christmas Christology Christus Statue Chro-mo-some:* Genetic material responsible for epidemics of gullibility, blind obedience and naivete most commonly found in Utah, Southern Idaho and Mesa, Arizona. Chronic Priesthood:* The stale, unused and useless power of the "Prospective Elder." Dormant Deacon. Chronological List of Temples church Church Administration Building Church and State Church Court:* The A.T.F. (Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fornication). The Spanish Fork Inquisition. Known for its kangaroos. "The Case of Jesus Christ vs. ..." Church Demographics Church Educational System Church Educational System - CES:* CESS-Pool. Church Erection Service, Keeps the church propped up by preventing premature priapism in young men. The CES mission statement says "Making more babies to justify our pathetic CES salaries by convincing our young men that their only hope to screw like minks and multiply like rabbits is to go on a mission." Church Educational System (CES) Church Finances Church growth Church History: Miscellaneous Topics Church History: Overview Church in the World Church Indian:* Converted Lamanite, especially one that takes advantage of church services. Church Leaders: Current Church Leaders: Past Church Leadership and Callings Church Magazines Church News Church News* A weekly news supplement published by the , the Church-owned newspaper. Church News* A weekly news supplement published by the Deseret News, the Church-owned newspaper. Church of Jesus Christ Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, The - Church founded in the state of New York in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., the basic tenet of which is that Christ's true gospel and priesthood authority were lost from the Earth shortly after his death, and then restored through Smith by divine revelation and angelic messengers. Though it is purportedly the exact same gospel and church that Christ established during his ministry, the rather long designation is used to distinguish the modern Church from its ancient counterpart, which was presumably called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Saints Living in the Meridian of Time." Or maybe "The Church of Jesus Christ" was already taken. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, The* The official name of the Church. Church of the Firstborn church of the Firstborn* Those who are exalted or assured of receiving exaltation. Church Office Building Church Office Building:* Church Phallic Center. COB. "The Exclusive" Temple View Towers. Vertical Vatican. The Conning Tower. Church Organization Church President Church Programs and Organizations Church Security:* Especial Agents. Baal Enforcement Agents. Depends - diapers for adults. Church Structure Church Welfare Program CIA:* Celestial Intelligence Agency, Strengthening the Members Committee. CincoDeMoMo:* Annual local holiday in July celebrating expulsion from everwhere else and ending up in the middle of the desert. Similar to a eviction celebration. Circleville, Utah:* "Squares-Ville" Circumcision Circumcision:* Surgical removal of the foreskin of the penis. Procedure performed on virtually all Mormon males because it is believed to prevent masturbation. Clinical definition of brain surgery when performed upon the sitting prophet, seer and revelator of the LDS Church. In especially chronic cases performed twice such as with Boyd K Packer who was circumcised as a youth and then again when ordained to the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. circumstances City of Enoch City Planning Ciudad Juárez Mexico Temple Ciudad Juarez Mexico Temple Ciudad Juárez Mexico Temple Civic Duties Civil Rights Civil War Prophecy Clarissa S. Williams clean Clergy Clerk closer Closing hymn:* The last song at a meeting, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left. A call from nature to use the bathroom. Club Kolob:* The Mormon Church. Cochabamba Bolivia Temple coffee Coffee:* A substance which use of identifies the sane and rules out the Mormons and Seventh Day Adventists. See also tobacco, tea, alcohol, birth control.

Cohab:* See Polyg.

collection of fast offerings The collection of voluntary offerings on fast day, usually the first Sunday of each month.

comfort

Comforter* The scriptures speak of two Comforters. The First Comforter is the Holy Ghost. The Second Comforter is Jesus Christ (John 14:1623; see also TPJS, pp. 150-51).

commandment

Commandments, The

commitment

Common consent* The principle whereby Church members vote to sustain and approve those called to serve in the Church and decisions made by leaders.

common judge The bishop of each ward, who has the responsibility to judge the spiritual and temporal condition of members of his ward. The stake president of each stake serves as a common judge for all members of his stake.

Communion

Community

Companion - A missionary's assigned partner. Often shortened to comp. See also companionship.

companion, missionary A missionary's partner. Missionaries in the Church always work in pairs.

companionship - A unit consisting of two partnered missionaries who spend all their time together and are assigned to proselyte in a specific area. See also companion.

Compassionate Service* Aid or comfort rendered to others, in particular by members of the Relief Society.

Condescension

Condescension of God

Conference Center

Conference Reports* The published proceedings of the general conferences of the Church.

Conference:* Where one goes twice a year to hear "Mo"-tivational speakers.

confess

Confession of Sins

confirmation* The bestowal of the gift of the Holy Ghost to newly baptized members by holders of the Melchizedek Priesthood; also official recognition of Church membership.

confirm

conscience

Consecrate

Consecration, law of* A divine principle whereby men and women voluntarily dedicate their time, talents, and material wealth to the establishment and building up of God's kingdom.

consequences

Contention

Conversion

Convert (noun) A person who has chosen to join The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by being baptized and confirmed.

Corianton

correlation meeting - Any of a broad spectrum of regularly scheduled meetings where Mormons in positions of responsibility get together to compare notes, swap gossip, and step on each other's toes as much a possible where their duties overlap.

correlation* A process by which all programs of the Church are identified and placed in proper relationship to each other: teachings, organizations, programs, meetings, and instructional materials.

Council in Heaven* The meeting in the premortal life of the Godhead and spirits designated for this earth, in which the plan of salvation was presented.

Council of Fifty

Council of the Twelve, the - See Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, the.

counsel

Counselor: A person called to serve as an adviser, assistant, and occasional substitute for an officer or leader in the Church.

Couple Missionaries

court (Church)* A term formerly used to mean a Church disciplinary council.

Covenant

Covenant Israel, Latter-Day

create

Creation

Creeds

crickets (Mormon) A type of cricket that threatened the crops of early Mormon pioneers. The crops were saved when large flocks of seagulls came and devoured the crickets.

Cross

Crossroads of the West

Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

CTR Ring

CTR-This stands for Choose The Right, and is often seen on rings that members wear as reminders.

Cub Scouts

Cultural Hall - A very large space in the exact center most Mormon meetinghouses, suitable for stage plays, banquets, Scout ceremonies, blood drives, wedding receptions, and so forth -- though most often used for basketball games.

cumom - According to the Book of Mormon, a "more especially useful" beast living in ancient America. See note for "curelom." See also elephant, horse, ass.

Cumorah* (1) A hill in which the Book of Mormon prophet Mormon concealed sacred records before the annihilation of his people; (2) the hill in New York State, near the town of Palmyra, where Joseph Smith unearthed the gold plates from which he translated the Book of Mormon.

curelom - According to the Book of Mormon, a "more especially useful" beast living, along with cumoms and elephants, in ancient America. No one knows for certain what a curelom or cumom looked like, but apologists have speculated that they may have been mammoths or mastodons, and that Joseph Smith knew no English word to use as translations from the Reformed Egyptian.

Cymorgs

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